{"product_id":"poo-emoji-bag-dispenser-a-novelty-gift","title":"Poo Bag Dispenser — Shaped Like What It Carries","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA joke that actually holds bags.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is shaped like exactly what it carries. It clips to the lead, it holds a roll, and there is a pickup tool built into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBags are not included. Use your own roll.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWe are selling this as a gift, on purpose\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt gets a reaction from everyone you meet on the walk. And it holds a roll of bags, with a pickup tool built in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA present, a secret santa, and anyone who wants the bags and the picker on one clip\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAnyone expecting a heavy-duty scoop — this is a light plastic unit, 30 g empty\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it does\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt gets a reaction.\u003c\/strong\u003e Expect comments on the walk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDispenser and picker in one.\u003c\/strong\u003e The bags come out of it and the pickup tool is part of it. One thing on the lead instead of two.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30 grams empty.\u003c\/strong\u003e 48 g with a roll in it. You will not feel it hanging there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClips on.\u003c\/strong\u003e Onto a lead or a belt loop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTakes any roll.\u003c\/strong\u003e Including biodegradable ones. Nothing proprietary, nothing to run out of and re-buy from us.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWipes clean.\u003c\/strong\u003e Moulded plastic. A rinse and it is done.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 × 9 × 5 cm, not counting the clasp\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 g empty · 48 g with a roll\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMoulded plastic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBrown. There is only one, and it is the right one.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe dispenser. \u003cstrong\u003eNo bags.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with bags?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It takes any standard roll, including biodegradable ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it, really?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e8 × 9 × 5 cm — about the size of a small apple. Bigger than a plain dispenser, which is part of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it useful, or just funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBoth. It holds a roll and has a pickup tool built in, in a light plastic unit that clips to the lead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it attach?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes with a clasp for your lead or a belt loop. Check it is closed before you head out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy we sell this one\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome things you buy because they make you smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a plastic poo that hangs off a lead and makes strangers laugh. It happens to hold bags and carry a picker, which is more than most novelty gifts manage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo we are selling it as a gift with a use, not as equipment with a joke attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap it and give it to someone with a new puppy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Collar and Crest","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49236894548203,"sku":"CC-DIS-BRN","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0846\/5121\/3035\/files\/hero-white.png?v=1786916363","url":"https:\/\/collarandcrest.com\/products\/poo-emoji-bag-dispenser-a-novelty-gift","provider":"Collar and Crest","version":"1.0","type":"link"}