Poo emoji dog waste bag dispenser on a white background with its carabiner clip

Poo Bag Dispenser — Shaped Like What It Carries

$9.99
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Poo emoji dog waste bag dispenser on a white background with its carabiner clip
  • Poo emoji dog waste bag dispenser on a white background with its carabiner clip
  • Card explaining this dispenser is bought as a gift, not as everyday equipment
  • How to load a roll of bags into the poo emoji dispenser by squeezing the opening apart
  • Warning card: the carabiner it comes with is light, so use a clip you trust for daily use
  • The poo emoji bag dispenser shown next to a plain dispenser, about twice the size
  • The poo emoji bag dispenser clipped to a dog lead on a walk
  • Collar and Crest poo emoji bag dispenser on a plain brand background
Poo Bag Dispenser — Shaped Like What It Carries

Poo Bag Dispenser — Shaped Like What It Carries

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A joke that actually holds bags.

It is shaped like exactly what it carries. It clips to the lead, it holds a roll, and there is a pickup tool built into it.

Bags are not included. Use your own roll.

We are selling this as a gift, on purpose

It gets a reaction from everyone you meet on the walk. And it holds a roll of bags, with a pickup tool built in.

Best for A present, a secret santa, and anyone who wants the bags and the picker on one clip
Not for Anyone expecting a heavy-duty scoop — this is a light plastic unit, 30 g empty

What it does

  • It gets a reaction. Expect comments on the walk.
  • Dispenser and picker in one. The bags come out of it and the pickup tool is part of it. One thing on the lead instead of two.
  • 30 grams empty. 48 g with a roll in it. You will not feel it hanging there.
  • Clips on. Onto a lead or a belt loop.
  • Takes any roll. Including biodegradable ones. Nothing proprietary, nothing to run out of and re-buy from us.
  • Wipes clean. Moulded plastic. A rinse and it is done.

Specifications

Size 8 × 9 × 5 cm, not counting the clasp
Weight 30 g empty · 48 g with a roll
Material Moulded plastic
Colour Brown. There is only one, and it is the right one.
In the box The dispenser. No bags.

Questions

Does it come with bags?
No. It takes any standard roll, including biodegradable ones.

How big is it, really?
8 × 9 × 5 cm — about the size of a small apple. Bigger than a plain dispenser, which is part of the joke.

Is it useful, or just funny?
Both. It holds a roll and has a pickup tool built in, in a light plastic unit that clips to the lead.

How does it attach?
It comes with a clasp for your lead or a belt loop. Check it is closed before you head out.

Why we sell this one

Some things you buy because they make you smile.

This is a plastic poo that hangs off a lead and makes strangers laugh. It happens to hold bags and carry a picker, which is more than most novelty gifts manage.

So we are selling it as a gift with a use, not as equipment with a joke attached.

Wrap it and give it to someone with a new puppy.

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